Dead Tired Mama Shirt | Funny Halloween Mom Tee

Running on coffee, school schedules, and pure mom determination. The Dead Tired Mama tee turns the exhausting side of motherhood into a funny vintage Halloween design that feels a little too relatable.

Four distressed panels capture everyday mama life in spooky-season form: a skeleton sipping “Mom Fuel,” a ghost rushing out with a backpack, a midnight alarm clock, and a blanket-wrapped ghost finally settling in with a heart-shaped mug. The black, cream, teal, and olive palette gives it a worn-in retro look that works throughout fall.

Design details

• Front graphic reads “Dead Tired Mama”
• Original, non-personalized artwork
• AI-assisted design created with my direction, then edited and finalized by hand
• Professionally printed to order

Shirt details

• Bella+Canvas unisex short-sleeve T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight fabric with a comfortable retail-style fit
• Classic crew neckline
• Fiber content may vary by shirt color
• One shirt is included

Fit and sizing

Choose your usual size for a comfortable unisex fit, size down for a more fitted look, or size up for an oversized style. For the best fit, compare the measurements in the size chart with a favorite T-shirt laid flat.

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
• Use mild detergent and avoid chlorine bleach
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not iron directly over the design or dry clean

Made to order: Please review your selected size and color before checkout. Colors may vary slightly by screen, and print size or placement may differ slightly between garment sizes.

Original artwork © Designs By Dice. Please do not reproduce, resell, or repost without permission.

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

True to size — size up for a relaxed fit.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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