Always a Dick (Just Kidding) Go F* Yourself T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Bring unapologetic humor to your wardrobe with this Always a Dick (Just Kidding) Go F* Yourself T-Shirt**. Featuring bold white text and an edgy, sarcastic message, this graphic tee is made for those who thrive on dark humor and zero-filter energy.

Printed on soft, breathable cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear while making a statement everywhere you go. Perfect for casual outings, parties, or gifting to someone who appreciates blunt honesty and sarcastic humor.

Whether you wear it for laughs or to set boundaries without saying a word, this tee delivers attitude, comfort, and bold style in one unforgettable design.

Perfect for:

• Fans of sarcastic, edgy humor
• Statement streetwear looks
• Funny gag gifts for bold personalities
• Casual wear with attitude

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

True to size — size up for a relaxed fit.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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