Calm Your Jingle Bells Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Sarcastic Holiday Sweater

Because not everyone needs that much holiday cheer. 😌🎄
The Calm Your Jingle Bells Christmas Crewneck is made for those who love Christmas… just with a side of sarcasm. Cozy, comfy, and perfectly snarky, this sweatshirt delivers festive vibes without the over-the-top sweetness.

Whether you’re dealing with chaotic holiday shopping, nonstop carols, or one extra cheerful coworker, this crewneck says exactly what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, cozy unisex crewneck you’ll want to live in
• Funny, sarcastic holiday phrase that gets laughs
• Easy to style with jeans, leggings, or pajama pants
• Perfect for parties, lounging, or casual Christmas days
• Makes a great gift for fellow Grinches-at-heart

Slip it on, sip your cocoa, and jingle a little less aggressively this season.

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

Relaxed feel. True to size.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

See additional shipping information here!