Calorías Navideñas No Cuentan Crewneck | Puerto Rican Christmas Sweatshirt | Faux Crochet Boricua Holiday Sweater

Because we all know during Navidad Boricua… Calorías Navideñas No Cuentan! 

Celebrate the joy of Puerto Rican Christmas traditions with this festive and funny crewneck sweatshirt. Featuring a cozy abuelita design surrounded by classic holiday foods — coquito, arroz con gandules, and pasteles — it’s the perfect blend of laughter, love, and cultural pride. Whether you’re at a family parranda, sipping coquito, or enjoying a plate of lechón, this sweater keeps the good vibes (and full plates) going all season long!

About the Design:

This sweatshirt uses a faux crochet stitch design — meaning the artwork is digitally printed to look like textured crochet or embroidery, without the raised stitching. It offers the charm and warmth of a handmade design while staying smooth, soft, and durable for everyday wear.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Cozy cotton-blend fleece that feels soft and warm
• Vibrant, fade-resistant print full of holiday detail
• Unisex fit — perfect for all Boricuas in the holiday spirit
• A must-have for Nochebuena, parrandas, and Christmas gatherings
• Makes the ultimate gift for anyone who loves Puerto Rican traditions!

Product Details:

• Soft fleece interior for all-day comfort
• Crewneck unisex fit — true to size
• Machine washable (cold wash recommended)

Bring laughter and Boricua pride to every holiday fiesta — because when it comes to Christmas, the calories don’t count, pero el sazón sí! 

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for balanced warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck and relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Embroidered placement options plus DTF/DTG printed neck and wrist labels for clean, detailed decoration
- OEKO-TEX dyed fabrics and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

See additional shipping information here!