Calorías Navideñas No Cuentan Crewneck – Puerto Rican Christmas Faux Crochet Holiday Sweatshirt

Because during Navidad Boricua, everyone knows the rules — calorías navideñas no cuentan. 🎄🇵🇷

This cozy Puerto Rican Christmas crewneck celebrates holiday food, family, and full plates with humor and corazón. Featuring a warm faux crochet–style design inspired by Abuelita, coquito, arroz con gandules, and all the flavors of the season, this sweatshirt is made for parrandas, Nochebuena, and laughter-filled nights.

The faux crochet artwork gives the look of hand-stitched detail while staying smooth, soft, and easy to wear — no bulky yarn, just cozy comfort. Whether you’re hosting, eating, or dancing your way through the holidays, this crewneck keeps the vibes festive and unapologetically Boricua.

Why you’ll love it:

• Soft cotton-blend fleece for all-day comfort
• Faux crochet design with vibrant, lasting color
• Unisex fit that feels relaxed and cozy
• Perfect for Christmas gatherings, parrandas, and holiday photos
• A fun, meaningful gift for anyone who loves Puerto Rican traditions

Because the sazón matters — and the calories? They can wait. ❤️

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

Relaxed feel. True to size.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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