Cute but Cranky Hot Cocoa Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Holiday Winter Sweater

For those who love Christmas… but need their cocoa first ☕🎄

The Cute but Cranky Hot Cocoa Christmas Crewneck is made for anyone who’s festive on the outside and slightly grumpy until fully caffeinated. Cozy, soft, and full of sarcastic holiday charm, this sweatshirt is the perfect winter uniform for Christmas mornings, cocoa nights, and everything in between.

Designed with comfort in mind, it features a warm cotton-blend fleece and a relaxed unisex fit that’s easy to wear all season long. Whether you’re lounging at home, heading to a holiday gathering, or gifting someone who appreciates humor with their holidays, this crewneck delivers cozy vibes with personality.

Perfect for Christmas lovers, winter introverts, and anyone who runs on hot cocoa during the holidays.

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

Relaxed feel. True to size.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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