Elf County Jail Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Christmas Candy Cane Contraband Holiday Sweater

When your Christmas spirit gets a little too wild… welcome to Elf County Jail. 

This funny holiday crewneck is made for festive rule-breakers, candy cane smugglers, and anyone guilty of spreading excessive Christmas cheer. Featuring a bold “Candy Cane Contraband,” “Bail Denied,” and “Booked 12-25-25” design, this sweatshirt delivers laughs, comfort, and standout holiday attitude.

Soft, cozy, and easy to wear all season long, it’s perfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater contests, or cozy nights serving “time” under the mistletoe. Whether you’re gifting it or claiming it for yourself, this crewneck is guaranteed to spark conversations and laughs.

Pull it on, plead the fifth, and enjoy your sentence of nonstop holiday fun.

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

Relaxed feel. True to size.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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