Funny “Mess With My Kids & I’ll Earn My Stripes” Graphic Tee | Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

Show your protective spirit with a playful twist in our “Mess With My Kids & I’ll Earn My Stripes” Unisex Graphic Tee. Made with ultra-soft garment-dyed cotton, this shirt delivers that cozy, broken-in feel from the very first wear. Its relaxed fit and classic crew neckline make it perfect for busy parents, teachers, and anyone with a bold sense of humor.

Whether you’re heading to a family outing, casual hangout, school event, or just want a fun everyday tee, this shirt brings comfort, personality, and confidence to any outfit. It also makes a thoughtful and hilarious gift for birthdays, holidays, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and more!

Product Features

• Sizes S–2XL for the perfect fit
• Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
• Soft, garment-dyed fabric for a unique vintage look
• Relaxed fit with classic crew neckline
• Ethically produced with 100% US cotton

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation

Unisex fit. True to size — size up for a relaxed fit.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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