Funny Raccoon Sarcastic Adult Graphic Tee | Dark Humor “Life F***s Me Daily” Shirt | Unisex Casual T-Shirt

Life’s chaotic. Your shirt might as well admit it.

This Funny Raccoon Graphic Tee is made for anyone who laughs through the madness, survives chaos daily, and embraces sarcasm like a lifestyle. Featuring a laid-back raccoon chilling in a chair with the bold phrase “I Don’t Need Sex, Life F***s Me Daily,” this shirt blends humor, honesty, and unapologetic attitude.

Made with soft, breathable cotton and a relaxed unisex fit, it’s perfect for everyday wear, casual outfits, hanging with friends, or making strangers laugh. Whether you need a mood shirt, a dark humor gift, or something that speaks for your burnout soul… this tee delivers.

If sarcasm is your coping mechanism, this one belongs in your closet.

Great for: sarcastic humor lovers • adults with real-life stress • gag gifts • birthdays • anti-motivational vibes

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation

Unisex fit. True to size — size up for a relaxed fit.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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