Funny Raccoon Graphic T-shirt

Tired of holding it all in? Say it loud with this brutally honest graphic tee. Featuring a chilled-out raccoon lounging in a chair with the bold phrase “I Don’t Need Sex, Life F**ks Me Daily,” this shirt captures the chaotic energy of adulting, burnout, and sarcastic humor all in one.

Made from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed unisex fit — it's perfect for those who thrive on dry humor, dark comedy, and a little bit of emotional damage. Wear it to make a statement, get a few laughs, or simply because you're done pretending everything’s fine.

Great for fans of edgy humor, introvert vibes, and everyone who needs a shirt that screams “don’t ask me how I’m doing.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 2XL for a perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Sewn without side seams for a sleek look
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft color and texture
- Ethically made with 100% ring-spun US cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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