Ringmaster of My Own Sh*t Show T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee (White Text)

Embrace the chaos with the Ringmaster of My Own Sh*t Show T-Shirt, a bold and sarcastic graphic tee made for those who run their own circus—whether they wanted to or not. Featuring clean white text with a statement-making phrase, this shirt blends humor, confidence, and unapologetic attitude into an everyday staple.

Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex tee, it’s comfortable enough for daily wear while still delivering standout personality. Perfect for sarcastic humor lovers, stressed-out parents, overworked professionals, or anyone who thrives in organized chaos, this tee pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, or layered streetwear looks.

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

True to size — size up for a relaxed fit.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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