Kris Kringle Crime Unit Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Christmas Egg Nog Smuggling Holiday Sweater

The holidays just got a little more criminally festive 🎅✨

If your Christmas spirit comes with a side of mischief, the Kris Kringle Crime Unit Crewneck was made for you. Featuring playful “Bail Denied” and “Egg Nog Smuggling” details, this cozy sweatshirt delivers holiday humor with a bold, eye-catching twist.

Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, ugly sweater contests, or laid-back winter nights, this crewneck keeps things comfy while letting your personality shine. Soft fleece, a relaxed unisex fit, and durable printing make it a go-to favorite all season long.

Wear it, gift it, or match it with fellow holiday troublemakers — because Christmas is more fun when you’re guilty of spreading cheer.

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

Relaxed feel. True to size.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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