Kris Kringle Crime Unit Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Christmas “Egg Nog Smuggling” Holiday Sweater

The holidays just got a little more criminally festive 🎅✨

If your Christmas spirit could get you locked up at the North Pole, then this Kris Kringle Crime Unit Crewneck is calling your name. Featuring cheeky text like “Bail Denied” and “Egg Nog Smuggling”, this cozy sweater is made for the one who’s always stirring up holiday cheer (and maybe a little mischief).

This isn’t just another holiday sweatshirt — it’s a full-on Christmas personality. Perfect for parties, family photos, matching sets, or just hanging out with a cup of nog you definitely didn’t smuggle.

 Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, cozy unisex fit that’s made for comfort
• Hilarious holiday design with a cheeky twist
• Perfect conversation starter at parties
• Great for holiday gifting, lounging, or matching family looks

 Perfect for:

• Christmas party outfits
• Holiday humor lovers
• Festive photoshoots
• Ugly sweater contests (because this one wins)

Product features

- Without side seams for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar maintains shape and adds comfort
- Designed for adults with strict safety compliance
- Durable construction with double-needle stitching
- Crafted from ethically sourced materials certified for safety standards

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

See additional shipping information here!