North Pole Correctional Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Christmas Reindeer Theft Holiday Sweater

Straight to the naughty list — no parole. 🎅
The North Pole Correctional Crewneck is made for holiday troublemakers with a sense of humor. Featuring a bold “Bail Denied” design and the charge of Reindeer Grand Theft, this cozy sweatshirt brings sarcastic Christmas energy to every party, photo, and gift exchange.

Soft, warm, and unapologetically funny, it’s perfect for sipping cocoa, wrapping gifts, or causing just enough festive chaos to earn a laugh. Pair it with jeans or leggings and let everyone know your holiday spirit comes with a criminal record.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Cozy unisex crewneck with a soft, warm feel
• Hilarious Christmas “North Pole Correctional” graphic
• Perfect for parties, Secret Santa, and ugly sweater contests
• Comfortable enough for lounging, bold enough to stand out

Serve looks. Do festive time. 

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

Relaxed feel. True to size.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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