North Pole Holding Cell Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Christmas Sleigh License Revoked Holiday Sweater

Some people bake cookies. Others get their sleigh license revoked. 🎅✨

The North Pole Holding Cell Crewneck is made for the ones who take Christmas cheer just a little too far. Featuring playful phrases like “Booked 12-25-25” and “Too Merry for Parole,” this sweater delivers festive sarcasm with cozy, wear-all-season comfort.

Soft, warm, and effortlessly funny, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for holiday parties, gift exchanges, or matching with your favorite troublemaker. Wear it while wrapping gifts, blasting Christmas music, or fully embracing your “over-the-top holiday spirit” era.

Why you’ll love it:

• Cozy unisex fit with a soft, warm feel
• Funny “Sleigh License Revoked” holiday design
• Perfect for parties, photos, and seasonal laughs
• Makes an unforgettable gift for big-personality Christmas lovers

Go ahead—serve your sentence in style.

Measurements are taken flat. Allow up to 1.5” variation.

Relaxed feel. True to size.

• Machine wash: cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry: Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.

Orders typically take 5–7 business days (excluding weekends/holidays) to be processed and fulfilled before shipping. During high-volume seasons (like holidays), production times may be slightly longer.

Shipping times vary by destination:

• United States: 3–7 business days
• International: 7–21 business days depending on location and customs

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